Today I was at the movies, on a date with a guy I discovered I really don’t like. Seeing my disgust as he cracked gross jokes and asked me if I could pay for the tickets, the hot guy behind the counter charged me the kids price. He left me a note in my change that said, “ditch him and go to theatre 12″. I did. Harry Potter 6 was playing, and a few minutes he came in with a giant box of Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans. Hello, soulmate. MLIA
Today, my class was finishing up at test. The guy sitting next to me passed a note that said: will give you three bucks if you stand up on your chair and pretend to be a t-rex.” I did. Not only did I get three bucks, but I also got a date to homecoming and my teacher roared back. MLIA.
Today I mentioned to my girlfriend that, although I am an 18 year old freshman in college, I have glow-in-the-dark Dinosaur footie pajamas. She got excited and asked if she could borrow them. I think I love her a little bit more now. MLIA
Today, I found out that my Apple remote works on my roommate’s computer. She has not yet figured out why her music keeps stopping and starting at random intervals, but she seems to think that it has something to do with the wax on, wax off gestures. MLIA
Today was our “Top 10″ assembly for Homecoming. For the assembly, each girl gets to choose who escorts them and what song to walk into. Most girls have their dad or brother escort them in to their favorite song. I was escorted by Darth Vader to the Empire Strikes Back theme. Guess who got the most applause? MLIA
Today my brother and I were getting groceries. While in the snack aisle we were arguing over which fruit snacks to get. I wanted the Spider-Man ones, and he wanted the Disney Princess. I’m 14 and he’s 16. We got both. MLIA
Today, I found my old bag of costumes and dress-up clothes.The doorbell rang while I was wearing a cat costume, tail and all. It was a dude from my school, selling tickets to the next football game. I told him to come back later. I was wearing a pirate outfit when he came back. He wore a newspaper hat and had a sword cut out of cardboard. We’re going out of Friday. MLIA
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. Little does she know, when we get married I sincerely want to take her last name. My name is Clark, her last name is Kent. Future Superman in the making. MLIA.
Today, I was playing Pokemon with my 2 year old sister when my Dad came into the room and took away my DS because I should be studying. My sister went over to my Dad and touched his leg giving him a pretty big static shock. While he yelped, my sister screamed “Pikaaaa!!” Never have I been so proud of my sister. MLIA
Today, I discovered that I can make the noise from Facebook chat with my lips. I spent about 20 minutes in the library making the noise and watching the person sitting opposite me look down every single time. New favorite hobby? I think so. MLIA
Yesterday my friends gave me a life sized cutout of Ron Weasley. Today my dad has been moving it around the house, making Ron do “real things”. He has just moved him to be staring out the window…right at our neighbors porch where they are eating dinner. My dad is cool. MLIA
Today, I was opening birthday presents when I gave myself a paper cut. I ignored it and kept opening presents. The next one I opened was a box of Transformers band-aids from my brother. Either my brother is psychic, or fate led my injured finger to the protection of Optimus Prime. MLIA
Today, at around 5:30 AM I saw a commercial on the Disney channel for Toy Story 3D in Theaters. Delighted, I ran out of my dorm room. A guy down the hall also ran out, he looked at me a yelled ‘To infinity and Beyond!’ I don’t know whether its cooler that he was watching the Disney Channel at 5AM or that he loves Toy Story. Either way I have found my future husband. MLIA.
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